Things Are Not Just Cool At International Super Cool They Are Super Cool!

How Super Cool Can things get? Really Super Cool. Ginormous Super Cool. International Super Cool Is The Best Place to work in America. Our 6 employees are all on permanent paid leave and are fully invested in the pension plan. Thanks to the Michael Moore system we get all our funding from the federal government. We are the company where your money gets redistributed to. All of the government's unfunded liabilities belong to us because we secretly control the Federal Reserve thanks to a tiny bulb in the Obama health care plan you may not have noticed. It is perfectly legal. We are a corporation created by the congress you elected. Super Cool? You bet it is! We are looking for a new CEO and the board is now meeting to consider offering Charlie Sheen the job.